Duh.
Oh yes, for those of you who were wondering (and I'm sure a few of you are squirrels), this is what I looked like as of yesterday:
Yes, the beard is real. In October, I had entertained thoughts of playing Santa Clause at the store. After the store owner said, "Screw dat", I kept growing the beard. As of last night however, it's gone. All gone. I shaved everything above the neck. Hair, beard, everything. Except my eye brows.
And for those of you who think I look like Gimli:
Frightening, no?