Monday, June 05, 2006

I think they call these "memes" because they force you to use your memory (b*st*rds!)

100 THINGS ABOUT ME


INSTRUCTIONS:


1. Copy this whole list into your journal.

2. Bold the things that are true about you.

3. Whatever you don't bold is false.


here we go!!


01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions - um... duh...
02. I don't watch much TV these days - (define "much" and "watch")
03. I love broccoli- Love is so strong a term, but if made right, it is one of my favorites.
04. I love sleeping - I don't know if it's by habit or necessity... or both.
05. I have loads of books
06. I once slept in a toilet - Once? I used to work for the post office (not delivering mail, but in other capacities). I would take a half hour snooze on the toilet at least once or twice a week.
07. I love playing video games - I grew up on the stuff. I even used to impress my friends kids with my prowess. Yes, pity me.
08. I adore marijuana
09. I watch porn movies - (I was too embarassed to actually boldface this one).
10. I watch 'One Tree Hill'
11. I like sharks - They fascinate, yet scare the crap out of me at the same time (my second biggest fear is being stranded in the ocean in the middle of nowhere).
12. I love spiders
13. I was born without hair
14. I like George W. Bush
15. People are cool
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year - This time last year, I was questionable. Now I'm certifiable!
17. I have a Toyota and a pool
18. I have a lot to learn - and if you think you don't, allow me to enlighten you...
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself
20. I'm really, really smart - Thay donet com no smahrder!
22. I have a secret
23. I hate rain
24. I drink health juice - (what the hell is "health juice"?)
25. Punk rock rules
26. I hate Bill Gates
27. I love Vietnamese food
28. I would hate to be famous
29. I am not a morning person - Morning is when I go to bed.
30. I have semi-long hair - But just on top of my head.
31. I have short hair - On the back and sides.
32. I have potential
33. I'm pure Afghan
34. My legs are two different sizes
35. I have a twin
36. I wear those long ass socks
37. I can roll my tongue
38. I like the way that I look
39. I'm obsessed with Italian food
40. I know how to French braid - Well, I used to anyways. Not sure if I still know how.
41. I can be pessimistic or optimistic whenever I want
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I skateboard/snowboard
44. I think that skateboarders are HOT
45. I'm in a band
46. I have talent
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am currently single - (hence, number 9)
50. I can't swim
51. My favorite color is either blue, red, or white
52. I practically live in sweatshirts
53. I love to shop
54. I would classify myself as either punk or goth
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I'm a prep, shop at abercrombie, and ADMIT IT
57. I'm obsessed with my xanga - (I used to be, but then my doctor prescribed an ointment...)
58. I don't hate anyone
59. I know how to square dance
60. I have a unibrow
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mom
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I know how to play the tuba
66. I need coffee to live
67. I have had a boyfriend before
68. I've rejected someone before - It's not what you think...
69. I currently like someone and they have no idea that I like them
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have kids when I get older
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Hilary Duff fan club
76. I'm not allergic to anything
77. I love broadway plays, and have been to at least 3
78. I have no idea who the 38th president was - (sadly, I know this and didn't need google)
79. I plan on seeing Mary Kate and Ashley's new movie - (only if it has something to do with number 9...)
80. I am completely shy around the opposite sex - darn, aren't there any more font decorations I can apply to this one?
81. I'm online 24/7 - nope. Only 14/7
82. I have at least 25 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party
84. I loved Rush Hour
85. I've read all of the Harry Potter trilogy - trilogy?! There are *6* books, I've read the last 3 back to back to back over the span of 3 weeks (I'm half evil! Agh!), but I haven't read the first 3.
86. If I were a dwarf, I would be dopey - and about half of the others as well. I'd be like, Super Dwarf, with the strength and power of 5 dwarves!
87. When I was a kid I played with G.I. Joe If they and Transformers were size compatible, I'd STILL be playing with them...
88. I dont mind country music
89. I would die for my friends
90. I think that Juicy Fruit is the best type of gum
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I'm obsessive and paranoid and extremely jumpy - well, paranoid, but not the other two.
93. I would love to be demi moore because ashton kutchers a major hottie
94. I love the Beatles.. they're classic
95. I know all the words to 'I'm a barbie girl'
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.. - and, as one comedian put it, "women can dress up as whores and get away with it."
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
98. I have to fart - not currently, but when you actually read this, probably.
99. I want this damned thing to be over!
100. I'm happy.

I think it important to add: "Shrew made me do it". (I know, I'm so obliging)

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