It's the background, right? Yeah, it's gotta be the paisley background...

Or maybe it was the two political posts, I dunno, but most of you regulars don't seem as eager to respond lately ;Þ

So what do I need to post to get you back in the commenting spirit? Half nekkid pics of my athletic body?¹

Photos of my irresistible² smile?

Or how about my gorgeous, dyed, wavy³ hair?

I'm willing to work with you all, just tell me what I have to do.









¹ : Sumo wrestlers are considered atheletes, right?
² : the urge to vomit is almost always nearly irresistable.
³ : thinning

Let's face it folks, if the key to enlightenment is a round tummy and long periods of sitting on your butt, I'm well on my way!